You've gotta be kidding me

Alright, I know that my 4th place in the EPL prediction is changing quicker than a Truman's body composition (oooooh burn), but all that was before I read espnsoccernet this morning. Ok here it goes... According to the man himself... Carlos Tevez, along with his international teamate Javier Mascherano are both heading to London. Now there is a plethera of teams in London so let me ellaborate. Arsenal...NO. Chelski...Not even close. Ok here it is...WEST HAM. According to espnsoccernet, "Tevez and Mascherano are expected to join the east London club on a season-long loan and a permanent deal next summer is possible, either at Upton Park or elsewhere." WHAT!!!!!! This is crazy. I want to know how they can afford this, but regardless, these two Argentinians could push the Hammers to a major trophy this year, but it DEFINATELY secures them 4th place in the league, regardless of what Redknapp does at Pompey. My top three are still the same though:
1. ManYoo
2. the Liverpudlians
3. Chelski
4. one of our esteemed bloggers favorite teams: the HAMMERS

Sir Alex...HOW COULD YOU LET TEVEZ GO TO THE HAMMERS...You've gotta be kidding me, somebody wake me up from this nightmare. Don't get me wrong, I like the Hammers, but where are the Reds on this one man. If West Ham could have secured the services of Tevez and Mascherano, both of who supposedly interest Fergie, then Man U definately could have secured the same loan deals and signed both of them to permanent deals when the season closes. Well, West Ham finally have a World Class striker (no offense to their current crop of Zamora, Teddy "AARP" Sheringham, Dean Ashton and Marlon "Shit the Bed" Harewood) and a dominant midfield force in Mascherano. I guess Hammers would be willing to part with reo-coker now, but why would Man U want Reo-Coker over Mascherano? I will bring this post to an end by saying that this has been the most frustrating offseason/transfer window EVER for Manchester united, and they gave up Marcos Senna because they thought they could get Hargreaves, and they have neither now. They pissed off Senna by completely dropping interest as soon as Hargreaves illegally declared his desire to play for United, and now have no chances of signing the Brazilian-born Spaniard. I still have Man U winning the league, but they BETTER do something in the January window or else, in the words of Donny Greens, they are "F#$%*D." Great...just Great