Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Bone Cold Dead Pipe Locks for Matchday Halloween



OOOOOOOO Spooky, but that is a dank ass footy pumpkin. Can anyone tell me why the ESPN 2 game today is Bayern vs Sporting? The Chelsea/BARCA clash is on ESPN Deportes or PPV broadband, but not on the Dos? This is very upsetting
Alas, the picks must go on
Inter, fresh off of a HUGE win over Milan in the derby, destroys Spartak Moscow. Materazzi dresses like Zidane for Halloween.
Valencia comfortably wins over Shakhtar. Shanks a plenty in this one.
Roma, at home, beats Olympiakos. Pandora's box is opened after the match by a mad Olympiakos fan, and the world ends.
PSV Eidenhoven beats Galatasaray. I keep saying it, but watch out for Edison Mendez.
Liverpool crush Bordeaux at Anfield, and Crouch not only does the robot after scoring, he plays in a robot costume.
Bayern Munich handles Sporting Lisbon, Schweinsteiger and Podolski score dressed as vampires.
Werder Bremen dispatches of Levski Sofia with an inspired performance by Diego, who just got his 1st Brazil call up.
and Finally...BARCA beat Chelsea at the Nou Camp. The ghosts of all the great Barcelona legends (Maradonna, Cruyff, Overmars, Rivaldo, Figo, Riquelme, Schuster, Davids, Romario, etc. I know that all of these players are still alive, but they are ghosts of Barca) arise from the Barca folklore and haunt Jose Mourinho. After the match, Mourinho comes up with another excuse for why Barcelona cheated. Ronaldinho comes back from the death of his form and turns from Gandalf the Grey to the Great White Wizard.
My 69% accuracy rate is on the rise, and after this week, can only get better. As for the FIFA 07 game review, its coming, just be patient my squire. While you wait Stephen, you could go get me a cup of coffee, four creams and four sugars. Thanks man.

2 comments:

James Eric said...

sambo you just can't claim a dark horse this close to the next round, a point of clerification...Lyon was my team from the start: just scroll down to One Word Prediction 'Fred'

Anonymous said...

typical Sambo, always a front runner. I still cannot beleive there is no FIFA07 review, considering the amount of time in the day Sambo spends playing the damn thing.